john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
talkin to ur mom on the phone like
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
7% cell phone battery
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
Best comeback ever. I usually say “that’s a sure fire way to make every woman on the planet hate you”
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?